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[liptonrm_backup]

So, got to work this morning and thought, a la Dante from Clerks, 'But I'm not even supposed to be here today'. Except, I totally am. Is vaguely depressing.

So, to combat the blue-ish day your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to distract me with shiny things. These can be stories, pictures, music, crazy ideas that entertain, anything. Bonus points and brownies will go to all who play.

You think I'm kidding about the brownies? I'm serious, I will really send you brownies, if you so desire. *bribesbribesbribes*

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[liptonrm.livejournal.com]

Deal. *wink*

[elendiari22.livejournal.com]

Okay, here goes.

A woman is pulled over by a cop for speeding. When he asks for her driver's license, she say "I odn't have one. I lost it two years ago for drunk driving."
"Oh, well, can I see your car registration?" he asks, surprised.
"No. I stole the car and killed the owner. He's dead in hte trunk," the woman replies.
The young officer returns to his car to radio for back up, leaving her sitting placidly. Within a few minutes, there are about five other police cars surrounding her. An older officer approaches the woman.
"Ma'am," he says. "One of my officers says you told him you lost your license for drunk driving."
"Well, that's just ridiculous!" she exclaims, and shows him her license. When asked for her car registration, she pulls it out of the glove compartment. He frowns and says, "May I look in your trunk?"
She pops the trunk; he looks in and sees nothing. Turning back to her, the officer says, "My officer said you told him you stole the car and killed the owner."
"Well of all things!" cried the woman. "I'll bet that liar told you I was speeding, too!"

She didn't get the ticket. ^_^

[liptonrm.livejournal.com]

HA! Good joke. Smart woman. I should try that sometime, not that I get speeding tickets. Of course not ... :-D