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[liptonrm_backup]

So, got to work this morning and thought, a la Dante from Clerks, 'But I'm not even supposed to be here today'. Except, I totally am. Is vaguely depressing.

So, to combat the blue-ish day your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to distract me with shiny things. These can be stories, pictures, music, crazy ideas that entertain, anything. Bonus points and brownies will go to all who play.

You think I'm kidding about the brownies? I'm serious, I will really send you brownies, if you so desire. *bribesbribesbribes*

Comments

[elendiari22.livejournal.com]

I have a joke for you, but it will have to wait until I am out of class. :)

[liptonrm.livejournal.com]

Deal. *wink*

[the-headhunter.livejournal.com]

Well......since my current obsession is Hayden Christensen, I'll give you one of him looking vereh, vereh pretteh....


And since I know you like Elijah, I'll give you one of him with pretteh eyeliner....

[hiyacynth.livejournal.com]

I get retrobrownies for 133 screen captures of Adorkable!Babe, right?? Because...133!!!

And if not then, well, I got nuthin.

[liptonrm.livejournal.com]

Yes, adorkable!Babe does earn you retrobrownies for he greatly brightened up my morning.

YOU WIN!

[liptonrm.livejournal.com]

mmmmm ...

Pretty and shiny.

*showers you with brownie goodness*

[lil-banik-slave.livejournal.com]

*makes snow angels in the white border of you LJ*

[liptonrm.livejournal.com]

YAY! Snow angels!

*passes tray of brownies*

[lil-banik-slave.livejournal.com]

*licks lips*

*takes brownie*

[elendiari22.livejournal.com]

Okay, here goes.

A woman is pulled over by a cop for speeding. When he asks for her driver's license, she say "I odn't have one. I lost it two years ago for drunk driving."
"Oh, well, can I see your car registration?" he asks, surprised.
"No. I stole the car and killed the owner. He's dead in hte trunk," the woman replies.
The young officer returns to his car to radio for back up, leaving her sitting placidly. Within a few minutes, there are about five other police cars surrounding her. An older officer approaches the woman.
"Ma'am," he says. "One of my officers says you told him you lost your license for drunk driving."
"Well, that's just ridiculous!" she exclaims, and shows him her license. When asked for her car registration, she pulls it out of the glove compartment. He frowns and says, "May I look in your trunk?"
She pops the trunk; he looks in and sees nothing. Turning back to her, the officer says, "My officer said you told him you stole the car and killed the owner."
"Well of all things!" cried the woman. "I'll bet that liar told you I was speeding, too!"

She didn't get the ticket. ^_^

[shirebound]

*offers crazy idea*

Close your eyes and imagine the cast of "The Faculty" on that plane that went down on "Lost". One of them is an alien... who is it? What will Zeke and Casey's lives be like in this brave new world?

:D

[liptonrm.livejournal.com]

HA! Good joke. Smart woman. I should try that sometime, not that I get speeding tickets. Of course not ... :-D

[liptonrm.livejournal.com]

Oooo, I like that idea. It's just crazy enough to be absolutely fascinating. Will have to spend a lot of time thinking about this.

Thank You!!!