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[liptonrm_backup]

Good day.

Michigan officially hates me, what with the freezing rain and the grey skies and things of that nature. What have I ever done to you, Michigan, that you should hold me in such contempt? Don't I defend you too all? Don't I feel in my bones that you are the greatest place in the world? Don't I love you enough?

*is melodramatically heartbroken*

Dude, today's Valentine's Day, or VD, as I like to call it. And we all know what VD stands for. In the immortal words of George Luz, "Flies spread disease, so keep your's closed."

Speaking of, had a fangirl geek-out while at my parents' house last night. The Mum had The Longest Day playing on the satellite. (This being one of my mother's favorite movies. Suddenly my deep and abiding conversion to a love of all things BoB is not so incomprehensible.) For those who don't know, The Longest Day is a movie that dramatizes the events of D-Day by focusing on all sorts of different people, like german officers and infantry-men in ships and, of course, paratroopers. Had a long moment of silent flailing when I recognized a group from the 101st by the patches on their arms. This group included a Company First Sergeant and a Short Guy (or, as I immediately dubbed them, Lipton and Perconte).

Started doing the exercise tape again on Saturday. Am still sore. You know, back in the bad ol' days of my dieting OCD I was able to do that whole thing through with hardly a twinge. Now I use the stop and go method and my underused back muscles hate me. *pets muscles* Oh well, can't work out tonight as am donating blood and don't feel like passing out and hitting head on very solid, new (for me) coffee table. Ha ha! Tae Bo is foiled again, at least until tomorrow night.

Yeap, Michigan still hates me.

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[hjcallipygian.livejournal.com]

Michigan is all, "Dude, you speak Spanish to me. I don't understand your crazy moon language! I will be cold now!"

And you're all, "Gringo chingato! Quiero que come mierda y muerto!"

And Michigan says, "Sleet, muthafucka!"

[liptonrm.livejournal.com]

*falls out of chair laughing*

*glares at Michigan while muttering 'puta vindictiva'*

*resolves to move South away from ebil, ebil weather*

[hjcallipygian.livejournal.com]

That's supposed to say:

Fucking gringo! I hope you eat shit and die!

I don't think I actually accomplished that, though. My Spanish is... elementary.

[liptonrm.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I totally got it. The whole exchange was frelling hilarious.

That's it, Michigan, I no longer love you and am CALLING THE WEDDING OFF!

[hjcallipygian.livejournal.com]

I hear that Louisiana is currently single -- but that whole swampy thing turns off a lot of people.

Florida is terminally single, but seriously, who wants to date Florida, the state shaped like a deformed sex toy? No one, that's who, even if it could count, which it can't. Stupid state.

[liptonrm.livejournal.com]

Louisiana is a possibility, what with New Orleans and laid back Southern lifestyle, but the swamps are a bit of a turn-off. I think I'd be afraid that all the bayou folk would go Deliverance on me, or something.

Poor Florida, never gets any love. Don't despair Florida, lots of old people love you!

I'm thinking Georgia would be nice, what with the peaches and Atlanta and the coast and stuff. I think Georgia and I could get along swimmingly.

[hiyacynth.livejournal.com]

gotta say, not thrilled with the return to sleet and other frozen crap after yesterday in the sun at the beach and just the tiniest sunburn...

Sigh. But happy VD, babe, because, you know... I love you whores!!

[liptonrm.livejournal.com]

Oy, sleet. *stabz sky*

The RHAR needs to start building that commune somewhere warm and sunny.

Right back atcha, babe. So full of love for EVERYONE! *sniff*

[hiyacynth.livejournal.com]

The RHAR commune is going to be sooooo good. You know what we really need? A crack medical staff. Not that Doc Roe isn't great, but I think we need a surgeon on staff. Oh, Dr. Webster! Please report to our sunny compound, kthnx.