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Guess what movie I saw last night? Come on, guess.

HA! You guessed wrong. I did not see Ep. III. I think I'll need some moral support when I attempt that particular trek to the cinema. No, I saw Kingdom of Heaven and it was quite entertaining. I definitely give it 4 out of 5 stars.

( Can We Create the Kingdom of Heaven? )

Wow, those were quite the deep thoughts. Not too bad for a movie that starred two elves, a werewolf, a jedi master and a Starfleet doctor. I'm impressed. ;-)

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It's 11AM and I am bored, bored, boredboredbored. So I'll come and annoy all of you. =D

I bought sandles that are too small. This should teach me not to try and buy shoes when I'm in a hurry. The size is right but, seeing as I have freakishly high arches, the strap thingy isn't stretchy enough so my foot doesn't fit quite right. Thank goodness they were very, very inexpensive.

I hear that Kelsey Grammer and Maggie Grace have been cast in X3 as Beast and Kitty Pryde, respectively. I've seen a lot of negative reactions to this but, really, it doesn't seem so bad. I can see this working.

What is up with all of the little starlets trying to look exactly the same?! I click into my hotmail account and am met with a story about how Lindsey Lohan has lost 30 pounds and died her hair blonde. Dude, what is up with that?! She looks like some refugee now and there's a reason why nations send so much help to people who have been displaced by things like war and famine because those people are starving to death! It isn't in any way healthy! Poor child went from cute to ugly and she doesn't even realize it.

Hollywood is so fucked up. I was reading a book last night with a female character who is described as 'plump' and she's the closest thing that book has to a female romantic lead. I thought this was pretty dang cool but I just know if a movie were ever made of that book they would cast someone like Renee Zellweger and the actress would put on 30 lbs., thereby reaching a normal weight and all the critics and fashionistas would be going on and on about how fat the character is and how courageous the actress was for putting on so much weight. And then I would have to kill something.

Am now attempting to eat Jello with a plastic knife. It's not particulary effective.

ETA: Due to my rant about stupid Hollywood and its stupid skinny, androgynous 'beauties' I forgot to report that Topher Grace has been cast in Spider-man 3. Duuuuuuude, I love Topher.