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[liptonrm_backup]

Okay guys, I'm bored again. Let's break out the old meme.

Give me a character(s) from any fandom with which I am acquainted and I will drabble. Or, if you're feeling saucy, give me a couple characters from multiple fandoms and I will crossover.

If this does not seem appealing; please feel free to bring up any topic for discussion that intrigues you.

*gestures* Engage.

Comments

[auntiemeesh.livejournal.com]

I will play. Do you do BSG? If so, then I'd like a cross-over including Starbuck and Mal Reynolds from Firefly. If you don't do BSG, then replace Starbuck with Chiana. Or, you could do a triple cross-over and include all three, lol. :D

[liptonrm.livejournal.com]

OMG! I want to BSG sooooo badly but I don't get SciFi anymore (it's only on the digital cable and that's way too expensive) so I haven't seen one single episode. I plan on catching it on dvd but it might be a while.

So Mal and Chiana. I'll have to ponder this one ...

[hjcallipygian.livejournal.com]

Hmm....

How about: Jason Vorhees and the Harry Potter kids.

[liptonrm.livejournal.com]

Mal had never seen an alien before. Shoot, he didn't even think they existed but here one was in all her grey-toned alien glory. She moved in a slinky kinda cat-like way. At least he thought she was a she. He certainly hoped she was cause the way she was walking was making him react in places not fit to talk about in polite company.

"Isn't he a nice one." She purred when finally stopped in front of him. "I like your tight pants." And before he could say or do a gorram thing she was on him, her legs straddled around his hips and she was sucking so hard that he felt sure that his tongue was going to come right out of his mouth.

He wasn't quite sure what they were going to do with their new passenger but he sure as hell was all set to enjoy the ride.

[auntiemeesh.livejournal.com]

She moved in a slinky kinda cat-like way. At least he thought she was a she. He certainly hoped she was cause the way she was walking was making him react in places not fit to talk about in polite company.

That's fantastic! Poor Mal won't know what hit him. Chiana makes a perfect antidote to Saffron. She's not gonna try to trick or trap him, she'll be very open and upfront about what she wants, and all she wants is to play. :D

[liptonrm.livejournal.com]

HA! You have a wonderful brain.

Hermione glared in consternation at the large, hocky-masked man with the big, scary looking knife who was bearing down on them like the Hogwarts Express. She flicked her outstretched wand and said with more then a hint of frustration, "That should have worked. That spell would immobilize a rampaging stegosaurus."

Harry's face was set in grim lines. "Immobilization spells won't work this time. We're going to need something more drastic."

Ron rolled his eyes and grabbed them both, pushing them out of the way and down a side hallway. "Yeah, yeah." He said as he pulled them along, "We'll figure out how to take care of that beast but first we'd better get out of his way, don't you think?"

Hermione turned just enough to give him a glare but her pace didn't slack off one bit.

[abyssinia4077.livejournal.com]

ACK!

The random shipping meme I did this weekend suggested Simon Tam and Sam Seaborn at me and I freaked!

Because they would be the cutest things to be onscreen together ever!

[liptonrm.livejournal.com]

She would be, wouldn't she? Mal needs a little more fun, a little less drama in his life.

[hjcallipygian.livejournal.com]

I'll pick it up from there for a bit...
--

"'Oh, let's go on vacation to a lake in America!' you said," Ron ranted. "'It will be fun, and a great learning experience,' you said. 'No one will recognize us, and it will just be a relaxing trip,' you said!"

Hermione crossed her arms, held her head high, and refused to look in Ron's direction.

Harry, caught between them in the closet they were currently hiding in, groaned. "Look, you two, this isn't helping any."

"I wanted to go Amsterdam," Ron muttered. "Or Ibiza. But, no! Hermione--"

"Those places are horrible, Ron!" Hermione snapped. "Full of drugs and casual sex--"

"And no hockey-mask-wearing psychopaths!"

Harry threw his arms out -- as well as he could while stuffed into a closet -- and made an unintelligible sound. "All right, that's enough!" he said. He opened the door and left the closet. "I'd rather take my chances with freaky hockey mask freak than listen to you two go on at one another!" He slammed the door behind him.

Ron sighed. "Oi, I thought he'd never leave. Fancy a quick shag?"

Hermione shrugged. "Sure. I knew I wore a skirt today for a reason."

[liptonrm.livejournal.com]

So, what you're saying is that you'd like me to write a little Simon/Sam, wouldn't you? Well, ok, not Simon/Sam in any shipper sense cause I can't write shippy anything to save my life but you know what I mean. =D

"So what you're telling me is that you're from another planet." Sam stared at the dark-haired man sitting in front of him with a healthy dose of suspicion. Leave it to Leo to send him the real, true, out of his mind crazy person on Crackpot Day.

"If you want to be completely accurate then yes, I am. However, my observations have lead me to believe that I'm also from sometime in your distant future." The man, one Dr. Simon Tam, if his dossier was to be believed, looked slightly uncomfortable.

"Are you sure Josh didn't send you?" Sam asked with a piercing look. Dr. Tam fidgeted slightly in his seat and cleared his throat nervously. "All right, then. If you are from the future then how should we go about trying to fix social security?"

Dr. Tam gave him a strange look. "What's social security?" he asked curiously. Sam sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. He could feel a headache coming on. It was going to be a very long day.

[liptonrm.livejournal.com]

HA! Perfect! A little Ron/Hermione bickering makes everything complete.

And of course Ron would want to go to Amsterdam. I don't blame him in the slightest. ;-)

[hjcallipygian.livejournal.com]

Harry walked through the hallways of the old cabin and grumbled under his breath.

"Stupid Ron and Hermione, always fighting over stupid stuff," he mumbled. "Stupid idiots in masks, always wanting to kill me. 'Come on vacation,' they said. 'It'll do you wonders, going somewhere no one stares at your scar or tries to kill you.' Yeah. That worked out great. Every nutter in a mask has got to go after Harry Bloody Potter, even on the other side of a freaking ocean!"

He made a complete circuit of the cabin, and returned to the hallway closet he left Ron and Hermione in five minutes ago. From inside, he could hear a scuffling and a thumping sound -- had the masked freak found his friends and trapped them inside? That was simply unacceptable, Harry thought. They hadn't survived Voldemort's reign just to get killed by some Muggle while on vacation in the United States.

Harry raised his wand, counted to three, and threw the door open -- and saw the most disgusting sight he'd ever seen in his life.

--

On the other side of the camp, Jason Vorhees heard a scream. He was accustomed to screams, as most high-body-count psychotic killers are, but what confused him was the lack of his immediate presence as the cause.

And this was no ordinary scream, either. Jason would be quite proud had he been the catalyst for a scream of that magnitude. This was the scream of frayed sanity, lost nerve, and a fate worse than death.

Dejected, Jason sat down on some steps that lead into a cabin. He hated it when someone else did his work for him.

[hjcallipygian.livejournal.com]

You know... I'm starting to think that this is a story I'd really want to write... Except I think I might have them leave their wands somewhere for the "true Muggle camp experience." Heh.

This could be fun.

You are evil, by the way.

[liptonrm.livejournal.com]

You know, I get that evil crack an awful lot. Interesting.

And if I'm evil then you're some kind of diabolical super-villain cause that, right there above this humble comment, is a sure sign of evil genius.

BWAH! Poor, poor Harry. No one should ever have to find something like that. ;-)

[abyssinia4077.livejournal.com]

see me? I'm grinning SO BIG right now!

(and I didn't mean shipping necessarily - not really being a shipper) and this was so very perfect!

That was totally Sam and I love that you made it be big block of cheese day and *aw*

*melts into gooey happiness*

[liptonrm.livejournal.com]

I made you grin. Yay! I win at life.

I'm relieved to hear that I got the Sam voice down. I worry about those things. And it was either this or some backwater saloon on a dusty planet but that scenario took a sharp turn towards angst and I'm not really in the mood. ;-)

[abyssinia4077.livejournal.com]

:)

!!!!!
You did get not just his voice but HIM down. Also, I LOVE big block of cheese day so very much.

And if you don't mind, I'm gonna go hide in my little corner and imagine Simon and Sam together in some backwater saloon on a dusty planet only it's going to be a happy interaction and *explodes in imaginary cuteness*

[liptonrm.livejournal.com]

And you should really, really write that story.

*pokes* *prods* *is evil*

[liptonrm.livejournal.com]

I love big block of cheese day. We should totally have one of our own. The crazier the theory the better.

Oh goody, happy saloon-type interactions. Sam and Simon need more happy in their lives.