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Random Silliness
May. 18th, 2004 04:32 pmJust to let you all know that the silly gene is strong in my family, this is an excerpt from an email the Da wrote yesterday to the Wrestler in Chile.
Warning: Dwarf flatulence and Yooper jokes abound
Wrestler, *
This may be too late for you to see today, but I wanted to report that a hoard of angry dwarves have swarmed out of the former White Pine Copper Mine at Ontonogan in the U.P. and laid siege to the city of Marquette. They maintain that they have been poorly used by the decrease in mining in the area and that their homes are being submerged by a failure to keep mine pumps running. Of course, all the native Yoopers find the whole thing vaguely boring and have retired for another week at "deer camp" leaving the city open to the depridations of dwarves with a serious case of indigestion (too much pickled bologna, a real dwarf favorite). They are lighting their butt-blasts and using them as flame throwers. This is not too effective as a weapon, but many Yoopers have swooned at the sight of a dwarf with his drawers down. But enough of the serious news.
*all names changed to protect the 'innocent'.
Heehee, Yoopers at deer camp, it doesn't get much better then that;-).
Huh, suddenly I really want some lemonade.
Warning: Dwarf flatulence and Yooper jokes abound
Wrestler, *
This may be too late for you to see today, but I wanted to report that a hoard of angry dwarves have swarmed out of the former White Pine Copper Mine at Ontonogan in the U.P. and laid siege to the city of Marquette. They maintain that they have been poorly used by the decrease in mining in the area and that their homes are being submerged by a failure to keep mine pumps running. Of course, all the native Yoopers find the whole thing vaguely boring and have retired for another week at "deer camp" leaving the city open to the depridations of dwarves with a serious case of indigestion (too much pickled bologna, a real dwarf favorite). They are lighting their butt-blasts and using them as flame throwers. This is not too effective as a weapon, but many Yoopers have swooned at the sight of a dwarf with his drawers down. But enough of the serious news.
*all names changed to protect the 'innocent'.
Heehee, Yoopers at deer camp, it doesn't get much better then that;-).
Huh, suddenly I really want some lemonade.
